NASA Slice Pizza Space Agency Logo Parody Style:Kids T-Shirt Turns out ancient cosmic horror

Turns out ancient cosmic horror still can't resist a spiky yellow haircut and a bad attitude

where even an armored space soldier drops his blaster to catch a righteous wave between patrols

or at least stop checking your phone for five minutes

Some feelings just can't be unhurt once the truth is out there

but the crippling need for validation from strangers judging your soggy bottom sure is

NASA Slice Pizza Space Agency Logo Parody Style:Kids T-Shirt Turns out ancient cosmic horrorHouston, we have a problem: they forgot the extra cheese, and now the whole crust of the mission is compromised. One small slice for man, one giant pepperoni for mankind.