Elves Are the Worst! Merch! Who says you can't run

Who says you can't run away from your problems

and a dark power impossible to forget

Threaded with heartfelt grit

As Carolyn gathers the tools she needs for the battle to come

When soldiers arrive from the Holy Order of Woodsmen to claim a pagan girl for the king’s blood sacrifice

Elves Are the Worst! Merch! Who says you can't runGilbert the Goblin infiltrates Santa's workshop to prove that goblins are better workers than elves in the side splitting latest installment in The Worst! picture book series, where even the strangest of creatures can become the best of friends. Everyone knows that elves have a reputation of being the hardest workers around especially when it comes to the holiday season but as far as Gilbert the Goblin is concerned that's nothing but ho ho hogwash. A